One of the male/female persuasion that talks tons of crap before a game...then gets completely owned. Afterwards he makes excuses, leaves early, or quits as soon as he gets to the lobby. WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM BEFORE!
by Tom noobz January 09, 2009
by i.love.minecraft.still March 11, 2019
{Get Noob} means that you are (A. Asserting dominance over whoever you are saying it to. (B. Insulting someone. (C. Complimenting somebody.
by JohnHeckerson June 30, 2019
In Call of Duty its the PPSh which is a 71 round submachine gun that allows the player who is using it to spray his hot lead all over the place. Favoured by nOObs, hence noob cannon.
Jake PPSh'd Da Sniper
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!
by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 08, 2004
Noun. The theoretical excrement that is expelled from one who is not skilled at a particular activity or game and is subsequently beaten handily due to the aforementioned lack of ability.
May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.
Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.
May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.
Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.
I beat Aaron and Jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the Zamboni.
I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.
My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.
A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.
I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.
My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.
A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.
by bag57 November 16, 2009
a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)
noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."
by Chris "Kreejo" JJ May 09, 2006
Usually refers to the grenade launcher in Call of Duty 4 due to it's high power and wide kill radius, and especially it's easiness to use.
Alex over the headset on Xbox live:
"Dude, this kid with the noob tube killed me like 6 times already, its really pissin' me off!"
"Dude, this kid with the noob tube killed me like 6 times already, its really pissin' me off!"
by Jboydope June 10, 2008