what the cracker?

another way of saying what the hell.

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??

by Melanie November 15, 2003

Cracker Hole

A peson that is being completly unreasonable/ or getting out of control with rage

"Joe is being a complete cracker hole today! Who shat in his wheaties?"

unreasonable

jerk
ass hole

by Dadunkadunk69 December 13, 2011

Oxford Cracker

The act of smearing duck pate and caviar on someone's gooch to devour.

I gave my best friend John a right good oxford cracker.

by Dex the neeg June 26, 2021

rat on a cracker

Someone who relentlessly pursues a seemingly hopeless situation

She is a rat on a cracker with that guy. No matter how many times he turns her down for a date-she still keeps asking.

by Back East Girl December 13, 2009

arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

by Faisal91 November 23, 2013

ankle cracker

A small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature.

Person 1: "Damn, that Peyton is such an ankle cracker."

Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."

by Tuxedocat007 July 21, 2017

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015