by apexwarrior April 20, 2018
Get the Pube Monstermug. Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)
Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.
Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018
Get the Toilet Monstermug. A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
by translantic01 June 28, 2011
Get the faucet monstermug. by BEN AKA OI BEN October 12, 2016
Get the meme monstermug. by SJ lowlife October 13, 2009
Get the Gak Monstermug. The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.
by candlewithoutaface December 4, 2010
Get the Candle Monstermug. A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
Get the Woods Monstermug.