Food that will smell bad as it rots (e. g. tuna fish) intentionally left hidden where it will bother and confuse someone.
“I threaten to nail my obnoxious neighbor with a tuna monster at least once a month.”
“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”
“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”
by s22901 May 4, 2018
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by Vendiee October 13, 2021
Get the The amazing monster mug.A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
by translantic01 June 28, 2011
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An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.
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by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011
Get the Monster Turnip mug.Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)
Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.
Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
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Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
by Chanel Records fan January 22, 2019
Get the Boujee Monster mug.An individual who possesses certain attributes that reveal their true gender. Usually used in the lgbtq community to distinguish a biological woman, versus a transgender woman. “Clock Monster” is a derogatory term.
Vanessa is such a clock monster: you see that hard ass jawline and them big feet? Even though she has a wig on, you can definitely tell that’s a man.
by mkckjclub January 29, 2023
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