log hound

one who watches computer logs very obsessively

You don't know if the urban dictionary has gone past 1000 definitions? What has happened to my log hound?

by Bungalow Bill December 9, 2001

cutting logs

pooping in long cylindrical segments of doo

Frank was cutting logs and built a huge island in the toilet. Then he sailed a tiny boat to the poop shore and marked his new territory as poop island. Land of the stink.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

Linking Log

This is when a male stands over a female (reverse piledriver position) and puts his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.

We heard this girl at work liked to get pooped on so Mike gave her a Linking Log.

by redrocket September 16, 2008

Yule log

n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.

I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.

by ZAN*** November 22, 2003

log

A homosexual male: They do not reproduce, they just have sex and don't contribute to the nation's population. They're just like logs in that sense.

Alfie: "That guy is such a log, I mean, he doesn't reproduce, he's just like a log in that sense, because they don't contribute to the nation's population."

by Mattz0r April 20, 2006

log out

What is shouted when someone throws their feces. Similar to shouting "frag out" when throwing a hand grenade.

LOG OUT!! <Throws feces> at a homosexual homophobe.

by Logging out March 29, 2010

Morning Log

n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.

Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.

Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"

by mr.smarts January 26, 2011