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finger hockey

Did you get any road head during trip? No, but I played a little finger hockey.
by gman75 July 29, 2024
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Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.
There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.
by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021
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Hockey

Hockey is an amazing sport containing everything you would need :fights, blood, hitting, sticks to whack people with, people in black and white you can go off on, and teammates that will go down with you
Damn hockey is one hell off a sport
by Annonmoniss May 5, 2018
mugGet the Hockeymug.

The Hockey Jersey

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
by Terry Koch February 4, 2007
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Playing Hockey

The acting of fucking someone(don’t matter who) but like I mean FUCKING them
“I heard you and Stacy playing hockey ”
“Uh fuck ya
by dogs hit June 22, 2022
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dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks
*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”
by pussy crust January 29, 2018
mugGet the dick hockeymug.

wet hockey

a game of hockey but its a very hot day
or a standard match of water polo
bart: water polo is just wet hockey
by DiscordReject4 March 25, 2025
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