by gman75 July 29, 2024
Get the finger hockeymug. When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.
by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021
Get the Poop hockeymug. Hockey is an amazing sport containing everything you would need :fights, blood, hitting, sticks to whack people with, people in black and white you can go off on, and teammates that will go down with you
by Annonmoniss May 5, 2018
Get the Hockeymug. You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
by Terry Koch February 4, 2007
Get the The Hockey Jerseymug. by dogs hit June 22, 2022
Get the Playing Hockeymug. by pussy crust January 29, 2018
Get the dick hockeymug. by DiscordReject4 March 25, 2025
Get the wet hockeymug.