wastefaced

reaching the state where one's physical and mental abilities are impaired due to excessive intoxication.

becky got soo wastefaced last night that she threw up everywhere.

by itsSuSawwn March 15, 2011

waste

(Verb) New Orleans urban verbiage for "to spill/drop/pour out", especially by accident.

He was so drunk that he wasted his daiquiri all over the floor.

by nola2014 November 5, 2014

waste generation

The 21st century generation of mindless, brainwashed imbeciles; with a primary concern of buying poor quality drugs and complaining about how shit their lives' are.

"The waste generation are going to cause the extinction of the human race!"

by educateyourself May 4, 2015

Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.

DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"

by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016

wassercat

A person who pours soda into other another person's mailbox, traditionally done so on Superbowl Sunday.

You damn wassercats have done this for the last time!

by Shoobadoop June 14, 2016

Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.

Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.

by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016

wastefish

A person that has done something not cool to another person or thing. Like a wasteyeut but different.

That guy is such a wastefish for saying that

by Randomguy005 March 25, 2017