by HumanBeing247IdkWhatToType.com July 14, 2019
Get the dingus wangus mug.If you are one of the unlucky students to have fallen into Ms.Wang's trap this year, you have noticed she smells really funky. Well that is her indian influence, from when she hung out with fat indian men twice her size. She is somehow part indian and her indian accent slips out every now and then so if she tries to touch you with her buttery greasy hands, JUST RUN.
"Ooooooo whats that smelllllll, hey ms wang why you coming here"
" oohohohoooooo shes coming its the ms.wangs indian influence time she will touch you runnn"
" oohohohoooooo shes coming its the ms.wangs indian influence time she will touch you runnn"
by BAD KID with a flamethrower February 17, 2020
Get the Ms.wangs indian influence mug.A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.
Can also be written Captain Wankstache
Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.
Can also be written Captain Wankstache
Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.
Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.
Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.
Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.
Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.
Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.
by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023
Get the Captain Wankstash mug.When you are invited over to your male friend’s house for a “dinner party” (which inherently is homosexual), but rather than being presented with a cute home-cooked meal, your male friend (who probably goes by the name of Angus) lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “someone has gotta eat this meatloaf!”
Hey there, blank/Angus. I know you were going to host a dinner party, but all I ask of you is that you do not serve up Angus Wangus Meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy March 5, 2024
Get the Angus Wangus Meatloaf mug.When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.
Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy May 9, 2024
Get the Angus wangus meatloaf mug.by Subby Gen boy November 15, 2025
Get the Harris wanks mug.hot wangs that burns people's butt when they stick it up and it out of their mouthes. the afterburn is when u take the most painful shit ever!!!!
by Joe Shankyourmom December 9, 2010
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