Wanker Muffin:--- A derogatory term used to define A nympho and chronic masturbator whom you are playfully joking with. Wanker being the derogatory term, and muffin being the cute addon for which to minimalize the offense of the term.
by Ryan Kyger October 6, 2006
Get the Wanker Muffinmug. Person who drives a car and whilst accelerating resting the left foot over the break activating the break lights
by Marcus 2560 January 3, 2021
Get the Anchor wankermug. 1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.
2. One who masturbates in private.
2. One who masturbates in private.
Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?
Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.
Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.
by ppomg April 4, 2009
Get the secret wankermug. A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.
Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.
Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?
In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?
In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
by Snootypants June 5, 2019
Get the Book wankermug. a) A person who makes loud sounds in the gym it is almost animalistically homosexual
b) A person who goes to the gym often and believes he is socially superior to others when he is pompous
b) A person who goes to the gym often and believes he is socially superior to others when he is pompous
by Fuh-Keface69 December 1, 2011
Get the gym wankermug. Someone who does the same thing over and over again, even though you and everyone else around you absolutely hates it.
by GuyFawkes’Child July 14, 2019
Get the Potfaced Wankermug. An airport wanker will drag around his/her over-sized wheely bag in complete disregard for others even if they are ascending an escalator (you wouldn't see them going up a flight of stairs). Without looking up from their latest iPhone 6, they mope around the terminal appearing to have some sort of place they need to get to in a hurry i.e. A Starbucks skinny late. At security they wait until one of the staff asks them whether or not they've got any toiletries, laptops, or tablets when finally they start rummaging through their excessive bags to get them. "Have you got a belt?"...."Oh yes I do". Eventually, when they've got through security, they get so carried away with browsing in Ralph Lauren perfume shops that they end up late for their flight, holding up everyone else once again. If they make it to the plane they then have to manipulate their hand luggage into the overhead lockers and end up requiring cabin crew assistance. There's always that one unlucky passenger who has to be seated next to them and hear the never-ending tapping on their stupid iPad as they play 'Candy Crush'. You'll know when you see an airport wanker as you'll find yourself thinking: 'what fucked-up psycho God would create these people.'
"OMG did you see that airport wanker. He spent two hours in the Hugo Boss shop drinking a skinny latte with his wheely bag blocking everything."
by Wolverhampton rules May 11, 2015
Get the airport wankermug.