crotch weasel

An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.
"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil
by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" February 17, 2011
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ice weasel

anything that might trough a wrench into fixing your snowmobile - for good.
an ice weasel could be a potential ersatz spouse. Other examples could include: friends who make themselves out to be enemies; enemies who make themselves out to be friends.
by Rami Kuttaineh May 06, 2008
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Weasel my diesel

Weasel my diesel
by Pro-weaseler March 06, 2018
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Hit with a spice weasel

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.
Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!
by Fresco_Camco July 28, 2016
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Kiss the mad weasel

Something you have no inclination or reason to do.
"No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".
by Jebadiah April 04, 2020
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screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.
I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.
by fett alf June 15, 2004
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Bucktooth Jungle Weasel

A racist term for a black hillbilly who lives in the swampy depths of Louisiana. Still close to tree's, the black's natural environment, he can go wrastle gator's and eat his catch for dinner.
Racist #1: Look at that stupid redneck nagger trying to wrastle that gator

Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel
by Kooter Miller January 06, 2013
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