Two wrongs don't make a right

Something an arsehole whines when you treat them the same way they treat you. Double standards and hypocrisy at it's finest.

Andy:You ate my donut! How dare you!
Brent:Screw you Andy! you always help yourself to my food and leave the damn wrappers in the fridge!
Andy:Yeah well two wrongs don't make a right!
Brent:Andy take your double standards and shove it up your arsehole! Treat people how you want to be treated you selfish hypocrite!

by mrperson123 January 14, 2019

two girls one finger

A disturbing video in which two asian girls use each others fingers to make the other one puke into their mouth, followed by one laying a huge brick in the others mouth, then them both swapping it between each others mouths.

I saw two girls one finger, my life will always feel hollow from now...

by lewok January 4, 2008

Two Men

Now, it's two men. Is about two men who get into all kinds of scrapes.

Mark: This could be your last bath
Phil: Now we're just two men

by Mark Buys August 22, 2017

Two foot

Like a football/soccer slide tackle, But you use 2 feet so if you catch them it will hurt them.

Phil is pissing me off. I’m going to two foot him

by Predz February 22, 2019

two bit ho

A skank who lives in Long Beach and doesn't know her ass from her elbow. She will provide sexual acts for a quarter.

by Jive ass turkey April 13, 2003

two man step

when two guys go move to two girls

YD: Yo stepz, pree the mwassi on your right.. wys should we two man step it?
Stepz: yeah certii

by YD❤️‍🩹 February 12, 2022

Two can Van Damme

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008