turd serpent 

When you take a huge dump that comes out in all one piece and shoots down the toilet drain with only a small fraction of the turd showing

Tom was horrified after he realized a turd serpent had came out of his anus and clogged the toilet.

turd serpent by Turdserpentcreator November 30, 2014

turd wannabes 

Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.

My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.

turd wannabes by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015

Turd knife 

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.

I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?

Turd knife by Intmd8er March 30, 2015

turd teeth 

One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!

Dude, he had turd teeth!

turd teeth by Craycray75 March 31, 2015

turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work

Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"

turd blaster by r3r3.omfg May 28, 2016

Turd Hurdler 

A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')

Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"

Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"

Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"

Person 2: "Yep, what you know"

Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "

Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"

Turd Hurdler by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016

turd nugget 

Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.

See also: Ashley

Ashley sure is a turd nugget.

turd nugget by knowbodynos December 20, 2016