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Tristan Canon

A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
by Shehdbdb November 20, 2021
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hes someone that i will love forever

hes laugh is so weird but i love it everything about him i love everyone gets the wrong image about him thinking hes a gangsta or scary but in reality hes a simp loving caring and allover amazing hes also a asshole sometimes. he left me because of what pepole would think im still trying to get over him3 months later still love him to peices tho<3
friend: tristan is so scary omg
me: why would u say that hes actually a really good guy so stop judging him ffs
by thepinkjellybean September 12, 2021
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Wow have you seen Tristan
Yeah he’s been such a dick lately
by Yfgtygfvfvgy May 21, 2022
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Tristan is.. unique. he his usually walking around with a stubbed toe and a foot that is always sore cus hes the biggest nutjob. a very big dick though. and very big toes. also sees a bimbo when he looks in the mirror
"ahh that dipshit Tistan stubbed his toe."

"oh well , says tristan, while sulking in a corner
by bruhwiththebruhbutton August 22, 2022
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Tristan is the best person you will ever meet. he will turn you on like a light switch and you will never feel the same again. he is the most attractive person on the planet.
when I meet Tristan I felt my virginity leave my body.
by y are all the names gone December 21, 2021
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He's a very cool, chill, attractive ;) and he has a large weener.
Girl 1: '' Look it's Tristan

Girl 2: '' He's so attractive, what a hottie
by Lucytheboxer November 22, 2021
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tristan torrance

The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.
by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020
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