Person 1: Who is that skinny blonde kid he looks like a bitch
Me: That's Kevin
Person 2: Kevin?
Me: His real name is Tristan but we call him Kevin
Me: That's Kevin
Person 2: Kevin?
Me: His real name is Tristan but we call him Kevin
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