Twinkle Twat

A bitchy woman usually in her teens or 20s, keeps up with the latest trends and thinks she is the shit. Appears as a wannabe diva and likes all superficial things that sparkle and glitter, hence twinkle twat.

I ran into Charlene yesterday at the mall and said hi but she completely ignored me. Man, what a twinkle twat.

by Widdle Munchkin July 8, 2009

Icy Twat

When you put a condom on, dip it in Icy Hot, and then stick it in a cheating whore.

That slut cheated on me so I gave her the icy twat!

by strereotypicalv8guy June 27, 2009

Twat Burger

Another phrase if you have already used plastic bag of douche...

"Tracy is such a twat burger"
"Yea, you dont want to eat her though, she has STD sauce"

by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006

twat swat

The same as cock blocking, only with women.

We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.

by Z3RO26 April 5, 2008

swamp twat

the girl that you work with that has fucked everybody and their mother, twice.

hey billy, don't fool around with that girl, she has a swamp twat, I should know

by not you June 29, 2006

twat juice

The female secretion of love juices.

Wad said " that bitch really had the twat juices a flowing."

by dietrich22 July 29, 2008

twat syndrome

An chronic disorder, usually the result of having a vagina. Symptoms include a heightened sense of drama- especially when none exists, bitchiness, poor sense of direction, failure to understand simple instructions like "make me a sandwich, now!", and neediness. People with the disorder tend to cry, and make stories up.

Deep penetration can sometimes alleviate the symptoms for a while, but tend to result in addiction, and "emotional dependance".

Can happen to especially whiney guys.

Girl- So I was talking to my friend the other day, and you have to understand, I was on my rag at the time and so I was feeling insecure, and she made a comment that I sorta thought might mean she thought I was fat and.....

Guy- Well this sounds like a classic case of twat syndrome to me. Just shut up!

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Bitch- Why do you have to be so insensitive all the time? Can't you respect me for once?

Guy- I do respect you, but you have twat syndrome and can't tell. Haven't we talked about this before?

by Fried Donut February 11, 2008