mud on the tires

When a girl wants to lose her virginity.

Also referred to as "getting your tires dirty" or "getting dirt on those tires"

Person 1: Girl, you better get some mud on those tires tonight!
Person 2: I'm trying!!

or

I better get my tires dirty tonight, or I'll be super upset!

Girl 1: Mud on the tires?
Girl 2: YES!! I got my tires really muddy!!

by wildcats12 March 4, 2009

Tired

The state of being extremely hungover and unable to think or do any physical activity other than reaching to get water.

Dad- Son, you need to help with the yardwork this morning.
Son- Ok but I might be sluggish because im really tired.

by en dee August 23, 2008

tire fire

A complete waste of time and money in a graduate school program

Man, the GW MBA is the biggest tire fire ever.

by Rainmaker ZOG June 1, 2013

i'm tired

my significant other is a fagtron

She whispers into my ear that she's tired.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Tirenioluwa

A lady with magnificent talents, beautiful,kind-hearted and has a big butt too. It is a Yoruba name.

My name is Tirenioluwa

by tolarii_ June 5, 2020

cold tires

A common excuse for motorcyclists after they lowside, when in all actuality the lowside was most likey caused by ham-fisted throttle control.

I pulled out of my driveway and next thing I know I'm sliding across the pavement. Damn cold tires.

by RobGoBlue December 10, 2008

leaky tire

An uncontrollable ass leak commonly occurring in those who partake in incessant anal intercourse and forplay

chris is such a big goatse fan, that after all those years of immitating him, he now has a leaky tire

by agent green June 25, 2007