Circuit-jammed

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.

The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.

by osan January 9, 2020

Forbidden Jam

Eating the thick, gelatinous blood clot of a woman during their menstrual cycle.

We got kinky last night and I ended up tasting her forbidden jam.

by PBon February 26, 2022

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011

Yesterday's Jam

A term used to describe people who are ignored and forgotten right after they are no longer needed.

Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!

Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.

by BrompusWompus May 3, 2023

Space Jam

Basketball superstar Michael Jordan and cartoon favorite Bugs Bunny team up with other basketball greats and Looney Tunes characters in this combination animated/live-action feature. Jordan must help the Looney Tunes gang with a basketball game against a group of outer space creatures whose plan, if they win, is to kidnap the Looney Tunes and take them to a failing government system where Jordan must relocate the current president of Zootopia. This was known as, Operation Space Jam.

it's the best damn operation in the galaxy. Space Jam

by Butthole Betty June 13, 2018

Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

Jam Tomorrow

The promise of what is due today tomorrow; it is a falsehood.

Originates from Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland.

Defy Media offered me stocks in the company when it went public instead of cash money for my Youtube channel; they went bankrupt shortly thereafter. I fell for the promise of Jam Tomorrow.

by Tardisgx November 9, 2018