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group zone

When a woman systematically friend zones all guys in a group of friends.
Guy A: Man, Vicky friendzoned me yesterday
Guy 2: Yea she's gonna group zone all of us. She got me last week.
by Fedorian May 23, 2016
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Group Call

When a group of sexually confused teenagers have a Skype call that lasts longer than 2 hours. Normally contains 4 people, 2 girls, 2 guys and they will try to impress one another until someone jizzes in their pajamas.
"Hey Andy, want to have a Group Call?"

"Sorry Isabela, I've discovered my sexuality, sorry."
"Well that's a shame, i'll find other sexually confused 15 year old."
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group of reindeer

a group of reindeer is officially called a slay, because they slay at driving a sleigh.
Did you see that slay, or group of reindeer?
by cardealvoyage January 15, 2018
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group facetime

when a group of guys slam their faces into one vagina

when usually 3-5 facetime / houseparty together
Woah she’s really hot man wanna give her some facetime!

Yo this group chat is weak asf. Let’s group facetime.
by uranus790 January 17, 2018
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stag do group whatsapp

This is when all the lads that are going on the Stag do are included within a WhatsApp group to swap information, post slack edited pictures, videos, take the piss out of each other and generally put crap about anything at all that has no relevance to the actual Stag Do.
STAG DO GROUP WHATSAPP
●"What date will it be on and how much will it cost + where are we going?"
●"I'm having a 5 fish finger sarnie for Tea
by Barry McHarry February 9, 2018
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mom group

A social media black hole where people who popped kids out of their vaginas talk shit to each other, about each other and judge hardcore followed my saying "no judging here" but really you are.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.
Jen "Maggie was talking shit"
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"

Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.
by newgenpag January 11, 2017
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group pasta

The act of eating a large amount of boxed pasta and jarred sauce in a large group in an effort to save both time and money. Great for a family or group outing in the mountains. Strongly disliked by men on their period and lovers of frozen meals.
"Tom does not like group pasta and instead prefers classy frozen dinners for one."
by Chknsquad5 January 17, 2017
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