mountain docking

When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.

I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.

by notryan0rz October 27, 2017

Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.

Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.

by Bozmund April 16, 2020

Alt Docking

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.

Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.

by Lily Boone April 4, 2021

Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

Dock about that

When two dudes have something in common and can share that thing together. Basically like cock docking two souls together

Dylan: My wife walked down the isle to the Jurassic Park theme song
Seth: wow mine did as well
Sticky: cool you guys can dock about that

by StickyOne December 24, 2019

meat dock

a meat dock is basically an attractive man with a rockin body. his body is a dock where meat (aka the muscle) is stored. the meat usually resides in the arms, abdominals, and calves.

"whoah, that guy over there is a total meat dock, go get his number"

by juice head gorilla November 14, 2012

Dock-Ocking

The process of adding mechanical limbs onto something, whether it be through attaching to the skin or to a device that should be worn.

You know what my OC is missing? A little bit of Dock-Ocking.

by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022