cabbage moth

noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."
Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."
by Lemmingski September 07, 2021
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Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery
Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.
by Shakespeare Definitions August 31, 2020
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Cabbage

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs
“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”
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Cabbage

Person: I eat cabbages. Other person: ur gay
by Dan Pash Autist December 03, 2019
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cabbage

cabbage is cabbage and therefore it is wonderful
are you a cabbage?
by cabbagepseudonym April 26, 2022
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Cabbage

When a dude or bro has long hair.
by Yopo October 27, 2022
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