A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.
A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.
by Barnakey August 19, 2006
Get the she's left-handedmug. A popular sexual innuendo used to make others--and ultimately, yourself--laugh.
In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.
In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.
Colton: You get the top; I will be the bottom.
Jake: That's what she said
Jake: Oh shit! It's stuck in there!
Colton: That's what she said.
Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed.
Jake & Colton: That's what she said.
Jake: That's what she said
Jake: Oh shit! It's stuck in there!
Colton: That's what she said.
Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed.
Jake & Colton: That's what she said.
by TheWiseKid February 9, 2009
Get the That's what she saidmug. “ murder she wrote “ is a reference to something going correctly. the phrase ‘ murder she wrote ‘ means whoever SHE is planned and wrote it down.
“ And I asked her what the dick did and murder she wrote
And she wanna give me mo' head but my dick hurt her throat “ - tay k ;murder she wrote
And she wanna give me mo' head but my dick hurt her throat “ - tay k ;murder she wrote
by hottiesouthernbody February 25, 2021
Get the murder she wrotemug. by K.y.D June 3, 2007
Get the she bopmug. (in a precalc classroom)
teacher: ok guys, i know that these problems are hard, and they're long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do them
Student: that's what she said
teacher: ok guys, i know that these problems are hard, and they're long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do them
Student: that's what she said
by Mumbs April 4, 2009
Get the that's what she saidmug. by YaBoiJohnn September 4, 2017
Get the damn she thickmug. 1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.
guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear!
guy 2: that's what she said!
guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night!
guy 2: that's what she said!
guy 2: that's what she said!
guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night!
guy 2: that's what she said!
by mandamondo May 8, 2005
Get the that's what she saidmug.