lean machine

Someone out of a group of stoners who is the most stoned at the time of smoking.

Tom - yo dude , bens really stoned

Mathews - yeah I know he's a lean machine !

by Snow36 November 11, 2013

Gyatt Machine

A Gyatt Machine, someone with loads of "gyatt"

Chris: "Whoa Timmy, that's alot of gyatt. You're a gyatt machine"

Timmy: "What the fuck Chris"

by earthturd2454 April 04, 2023

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape Pen, or other similar devices out your girlfriend, in her asshole, and exhale in it into her vagina whilst you are eating her out. When she then proceeds to orgasm, the vapor will come out of her vagina like a smoke machine.

Dude, I burned the fuck out of Kailey's asshole because I gave a smoke machine last night.

by Faded11 December 07, 2019

candy machine

A tampon or pad machine.

Can I get $0.50 from someone?...I need to go to the candy machine.

by BJGZ November 08, 2006

Teh Machine

It controls us all, like the matrix, but it pwns even the machines, you can't escape it, but, must fight it.

Fight Teh Machine

How do you know about Teh Machine?

by F to the MA January 21, 2005

green machine

the most badass car a person can possibly get in the entire world

hey u see the green machine yesterday?

na man i didnt see bc the crowd was too big already getting a peek

by cumof someyounguy May 05, 2011

Washing Machine

A woman. Every single woman is a washing and should be in the kitchen washing the dishes.

Woman should stay in the kitchen, they're all washing machines. Their national dance is the motion of washing dishes.

by I'mSorryForEVERYTHING May 04, 2018