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High ground

The High ground is the highest place a man could reach. It is commonly used in combat situations since the man in the High ground has an obvious advantage. The man Who mastered High ground was obi wan kenobi making it a popular strategy for lightsaber duels.
by GDGolden November 20, 2021
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Electronically Grounded

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity........
..Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype...Facebook.

Synonym: Cut me off at the News
Yo, Bro, My MOM cut me off at the news. I am totally Electronically Grounded.
by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011
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ground to make up for

Something the husband replied with when she said she looked like a boy before her boobs grew and no one here wants to tell her what it means.
Me: I looked like a boy, but now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
by The.wife. July 28, 2024
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Grounding wood

Grounding wood; when you miss the flying wood so much you become the opposite of flying and are now grounded. Grounding wood can appear when you are in immediate need of The flying wood back in your life
Person 1: “I just him so much and I feel so horrible about it and I don’t know why.”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”
by Yanni734 January 16, 2023
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Middle-ground fallacy

The mistaken belief that the truth lies somewhere in between to opposing propositions.

Man "It's the women!"

Woman "It's the men!"

Sophist "Well... *Insert middle-ground fallacy*"

Hym "Wrong! I can prove it! By asking a simple question: What is the selection criteria? If it is 6ft tall (14.5%), Six figure salary (17%), 6 inch+ dick (16%) and we omit overlap and assume women are willing to settle for 1 out of the 3, we have only 47% of men who can meet the selection criteria. If THAT is what constitutes 'The best man available' (in the context of hypergamy) AND if we assume that Jordan is correct in saying that they should all just get married and start a family, What are the OTHER 53% of women supposed to do? For that to work, over HALF the women STILL have to CHANGE THEIR SELECTION CRITERIA. What then? How is that supposed to work? The women don't WANT to do it and are TOLD NOT TO BY PARENTS WHO WANT THEM TO HAVE THE BEST PARTNER AVAILABLE. The men who have overlapping qualities don't have to do it so their opinions are unlimited. And here we are...
What can men do about any of that? 'Try your best!'? 'Strife nobly into the dawn!'?Only 17% of the men CAN have jobs that pay 6 figures or more because THERE ARE A FINITE NUMBER OF JOBS THAT PAY THAT MUCH. What, do you expect them to increase the pay rate of a broader number of job to 6 figures? McDonald's cashier 100,000 a year. Then you can finally get a girlfriend. The other 2 are a roll of the dice. How is it at all men's fault? What is the selection criteria? Broadly? And that middle-ground fallacy applies to the schizophrenia thing too! It's not a matter of 'well, maybe it's a little of both'. At this point it's 'yeah, they're doing the thing they are doing and they have been doing it for years, and now I'm hyper-vigilant about it so I'm looking for it everywhere!' I don't claim to be right all of the time about it. And as a thought experiment I respond to things as though they were said to or about me. But that's not the same!"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
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Ground and Sound

A passing of gas by an MMA athlete as they bridge up from behind while executing a rear-naked-choke.
OMG, check out Mr. Ground and Sound...his rear-naked-choke is supposed to make the opponent stop breathing because they have no choice, not because the want to.
by Ground and Sound April 30, 2021
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