Eddie is a short chubby Asian boy. He loves to blackmail his sister which annoys her so much. He loves basketball but he goes for north Melbourne in footy which is a disgrace. But overall he is a funny and annoying boyyy.
by Chopstixx2410 August 20, 2020
Get the Eddiemug. by 7th ward lord April 19, 2018
Get the eddie parkermug. Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
Get the Eddie keanemug. A man who cares about his homies and has proven his wholesomeness on multiple occasions. And is on the pursuit to have sexual relation with more than 200 women but what constraints him is loose JAW
by ga ga la la March 6, 2019
Get the Eddie Beckommug. When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024
Get the Uncle Eddiemug. Eddie dahl is a man with a jawline as sharp as the sharpest knife if the world. The spacetime gets cut being in the presence of such an object. Eddie dahl doesn't have fears. The fears fear him. Eddie dahl is officialy the chosen one.
by anonymous March 11, 2024
Get the Eddie dahlmug. by Noah munson July 18, 2022
Get the Eddie munsonmug.