Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner
Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.
by Fajita Jane January 05, 2023
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Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.
by Pigeon- May 22, 2018
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Grandmas rainbow

Mainly practiced in 3000 B.C. this ancient ritual of worshiping a grandmas sexual body parts after crossing a rainbow while strange was actually popular to partake in while in Egypt, This has been hidden for thousands of years until recent murals in Egypt showed how beloved it actually was all that time ago.
BRO I WISH I COULD SUMMON GRANDMAS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW THAT SHITS LIT
by burhhhhhh June 22, 2021
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Grandmas with benefits

1. Grannies who get together on the weekends to "play chess" and "knit".

2. Elderly friends who have intercourse but are not seriously emotionally involved with each other.
"Rachel and I like to get together sometimes to have fun when my husband can't satisfy me. It isn't a big deal, we're just Grandmas with benefits"
by ClubBottle September 25, 2022
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Grandma boy

by 459395 March 11, 2022
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grandma

the hottest woman alive, I'm so lucky to have her in my life she's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for.
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