paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion

Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil

by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022

Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall

Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

My Grandma’s Right Knee

gone

where did my grandma’s right knee go

by EggYT December 23, 2024

Grandmas-pudding

A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.

"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"

Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.

by Fat track mcdack tack May 3, 2016

grandma’s kisses

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass

my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out

by puckeredlips September 9, 2020

that grandma from another state

stone cold ass bitch, always ready to fight and fuck over your fam.

Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.

by fybnsad June 15, 2018

Grandma

The person in your life that gives you free money and smells like shit then u have to deal with her dying like 15 years into your life, your grandma is dead kid stay mad🤩

My Grandma Just Sucked me off

by qeyton August 22, 2022