tap poetry

The string of words that appears when you tap only the predictive text suggestions on your smartphone.

Lisa made tap poetry by picking the middle suggestion for every word that appeared on her smartphone's predictive text suggestions. It read "The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I love it and it was the best thing to say"

by biancuppy March 04, 2015

Tap and Dash

When you hook up with someone, then the next day you drop them forever

Guy1: Bro that girl fine, ima tap that.
Guy2: you gonna keep her do?
Guy1: Nah gonna tap and dash

by iWasDashed January 23, 2019

Peen tap

When a dog smashes his muzzle into a visiting male human crotch to get his attention.

Your dog just peen tapped me, when I walked in the door!

by Wise Texan November 12, 2022

Running the taps

Drinking to excess, a reference to the constant pouring of beer from taps at the bar.

Can't come to work today, got a massive headache from running the taps last night

by Ben the Pie November 24, 2018

Nigger tap

When someone hits you with their car so you get out and they try to car jack you.

Gotta watch your back in brown town they will nigger tap you and steal your car!

by gnarlydewd May 03, 2021

TAP Plan

A plan that is over the top, stupid, and won't do anything while most likely having a much simpler solution.

Your going to electrify a rod and conduct electricity into the ocean? We got another TAP Plan.

by TAP Hater 69 July 14, 2019

YouTube Tap

When you tap your phone screen to see how long is left on the video. This can also be done with people.

David: Did I tell you about that time I swam to Alaska?
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...

by ThePotatoKing August 19, 2018