taco platter

Big ole plate of cheapass Mexican food. Usually comes out looking exactly like it does when it went in.

"Man, I just came out of the john, and it looks like I ate 3 taco platters!"

by benihana_chef June 24, 2004

Taco People

a slang word for a fat mexican who eats lots of tacos and is very gassy

Gabriel is one of the taco people.

by rubyrude.infinite July 29, 2017

shit taco

watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.

salsa becomes present after shit tacoing

by Bagel384 March 9, 2008

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.

Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

Taco Jack

An amazing creation from the Value Menu at Jack In The Box. You start with Breakfast Jack and the 2 Regular Tacos, each 99 cents. You split the Breakfast Jack between the ham and the egg and insert one of the tacos, adding taco sauce if necessary. Slap the Bfast Jack back together and enjoy that tasty 'wich!

Greg: Breakfast time!

Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?

Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!

by CalCoast Greg, Ventura CA March 1, 2011

foosh taco

when you scape to meat out of a taco and put it in a girls vagina, then fuck her, then take the meat and put it back in the taco and eat it with her.

man , last night me and my girl pout together a foosh taco

by humm dinger July 19, 2010

tuscadero taco

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"

Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco

by MadDog3030 April 22, 2011