turkish blumhouse

The act of giving a blumpkin from inside the tank of an outhouse. Getting shat on will giving a blowjob.

She loves taking shit showers and giving head so she joined him in the Turkish blumhouse

by Kenny A May 18, 2016

Turkish mamba

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this Turkish mamba delayt is nice

by Anonymous81638 November 5, 2020

Turkish treat

Hand-job or blowjob with anal or prostate massage.

Many brothels in Istanbul would give a guy a Turkish treat for no extra charge.

by Mischlix May 21, 2023

Turkish Wheel

The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.

Person 1: Mitch Lord is freaky!! He wanted to give me a Turkish Wheel!!
Person 2: elevator.

by North American Fella May 26, 2024

Turkish garlic knot

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.

Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024

turkish hamburger

The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.

Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.

by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017

Turkish meatball

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Turkish meatball your stepsis

by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021