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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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Total Rhubarb

The term refers to the laxative property of the humble rhubarb. “Total rhubarb” is the exclamation made when there is an involuntary evacuation of the bowels in moments of stress. More commonly known as “shi***ng oneself”.
Oh dear I was so stressed at PMQ’s I went “Total Rhubarb
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Total Sand Nigger Death

Chud 1: "Yo did you see those muslims they shot up a grocery store?"
Chud 2: "The west has fallen, Total Sand Nigger Death now!"
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Totally Joyful Day

Totally Joyful Day is a Dog Whistle styled Acronym used by Neo Nazis to annunciate their hatred for the Jewish People. Totally Joyful day refers to “Total Jewish Death”
Dude 1: “Have a Totally Joyful Day!”
Dude 2: “Fucking Nazi
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Totally Fantastic Day

Totally Fantastic Day (TFD) is an incel dogwhistle meaning Total Female Death.
Hey Bob, have a totally fantastic day! You too Jerry!
by terrorizzt February 25, 2024
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SO TOTALLY AWK

by Babby WUZ here December 27, 2011
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Total Drama

A Netflix series of which originally aired in 2007 and the final episode on February 27, 2015, I think it was cancelled? Anyways the gigachad host, Chris MacLean, went to jail but got paroled and took a vacation to New York and is seen reading a newspaper in the last episode
Will _____? Will _______ __________? Find out next time on... Total...Drama... WoRlD tOuRrRrR (now THAT'S how you define Total Drama!)
by The REAL Mr. Clean August 20, 2023
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