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Buttered Toast

To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob
The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)
by Oh. Yes. May 30, 2019
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Cheese on toast

It is what the it sounds like it is but it's either the poor man's meal or if u can't cook diddly shit than u cook cheese on toast
"Daaaaaad what's for tea ? " " the usual dear cheese on toast
by Minecraftkid72 November 24, 2017
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French Toast

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.
"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"
by WaffleMan January 18, 2013
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spam on toast

yo wants m spam on toast for breakie, lunch and dinner?
by BREADBIN April 12, 2004
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Toastee

When a man places his genitals next to a space heater for ten minutes before performing sexual, vaginal, intercourse with a woman.
Man 1: What happened with that girl last night?
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.
by Pudge Jefferson November 15, 2009
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Toaster Lovin'

When you fuck the brains out of your toaster, usually resulting in intense pleasurable feeling and a toasted dick. It is recommended that you eat a bagel whilst toaster lovin'.
1) Danny: I work at Einstein's Bagels just so I can do toaster lovin' all day long. Mmmm...

2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...
by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011
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get a toaster

If you sleep with more than 3 people in one organization then you are said to receive a toaster.
Dude, now we have to get her a toaster, what color was her bedroom?

I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.
by DD892010 November 1, 2010
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