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A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.
Son: Hey I'm back from school
Dad: Great what did you learn?
Son: Nothing!
by EPICFRENCHFRIES March 15, 2017
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Where children are mercilessly forced to do incredibly awful and boring things, and constantly overworked. See also, torture.
Person #1: Man, I have 24 assignments due tomorrow and I am so tired, boy I hate school.
by skidaddleskidoodle June 13, 2018
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a place where you can't exactly be yourself and people have to judge you. that place is like a jail. a place where you're forced to raise your hand to literally do ANYTHING or you get in trouble.. and also the reason why my depression & anxiety started. the sad thing is, it increases as you get older.
me: *gets bullied*
*bell rings*
*goes to class and sits down*
me: t-teacher i-i-i got-
teacher: will you raise your hand when you speak?? this is a school, NOT A MALL.
me: but i got-
teacher: that's it.. OUT.

me: *whispers* man.. school really sucks :/
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capital punishment that all people get for not having jobs
guy 1: did u see that dude

guy 2: he went to school
by germony September 4, 2023
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Mina:What is school
Me:s l a v e r y
by CrystalKid November 23, 2020
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A place in Modern Fantasy where nightmares are made.Subjects are boring.But also where dreams are made too like lunch and break and walking home!!!!
by jeffis21 March 7, 2015
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A place that is supposed to help you learn but instead stamps out natural curiousity. Where they say they want you to learn think critically. However, most of the time, they expect you to sit at a desk and come up with the same answers and ideas as everyone else. But they do want you to think critically, just only when the curriculum calls for it. The rest of the time, any critical thinking is regarded a off topic or just plain rude.

Though the point of school is to prepare people for life, school does not do this.
15 more days till summer vacation. I can't wait till school ends!
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