church head

A conservative christian who visits church regularly (as a pothead is to smoke pot regularly)
by yyu7 January 6, 2009
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Church Ryan

A youth pastor for a Church that shows up at highschools and middleschools and stalks the students.
"Shit, its Church Ryan! Dylan, get lost or he's gonna try to talk to us too!"
by Andrew Mil July 16, 2008
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on my way to church

1. To be on the path to righteousness, usually you are comming from an unrighteous path.

2. When a gangsta who aint made amends for all the shit that he has done, but intends to before he dies.....

3. Title of Jim Jones' Album released in 2004. Supossedly he claims that when he was a child, one day he ran away from home on a sunday, and since then never went to church.
"Im still on my way to church man" - Jim Jones

"Its that ditty bop on my way to church music" - Cam'Ron

"Man did you stop sellin and killin niggas?"
"Nah man, im still on my way to church"
by Almighty Shake Zulah May 10, 2005
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Small church boi

This is someone who is annoying but is still your friend somehow and is very involved with church. Even considering this he still is very misbehave and needs to stop
Me: you are so mean to me
Will: no I'm not

Me: STOP SMALL CHURCH BOI
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An atheist, similar to Roman Catholic Atheist who has rejected all religion, seems to hate Catholicism the most, and prays to Catholic God the least.
"I'm a Church of England Atheist. I'm not going to Church, but I definitely know which Church I'm not going to"
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 22, 2022
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The Holy Texist Church

An association of engineers from the popular gameTeam Fortress 2” led by the current Pope of the Holy Texist Church
I heard that The Holy Texist Church damn near religiously use either the Gunslinger or the Eureka Effect
by Uncle Cheech January 2, 2022
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