status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 20, 2014

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 29, 2018

status bro

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.

"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."

by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020

Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.

1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status

by MikeSmith October 14, 2012

Grizz Status

The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.

Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.

by bear crazy December 11, 2012

Cudi Status

Cudi Status (Pronounce Coodi or Cudi status) - It means That you have that smooth, chill, style.

Ah man you know I got that Cudi status.

Or MOM BITCH GET OFF MY NUTTS I GOT THAT COODI STATUS MUA FUCKA!

by Briant Willows August 20, 2012

Status Killer

When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.

Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"

by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011