1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status
by MikeSmith October 14, 2012
Get the Rockefeller Statusmug. To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.
If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status
You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
Yea he has reached father status
You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
by club30 April 4, 2009
Get the Father Statusmug. 1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014
Get the MOG statusmug. by Yaweh September 16, 2005
Get the Server Statusmug. A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020
Get the status bromug. A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.
-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
by andmybow February 20, 2014
Get the status masterbationmug. A phrase that some moron used to define a person. Thereby making it a filler phrase, when you are too stupid to say what you are thinking.
by Heather Monroe January 19, 2008
Get the pratt statusmug.