zelda and link

(Adj.) Used to describe two very closely connected things, things that can never be separated by distance, time, emotions, hurricanes, tornadoes, Darth Vader, or big farts. A zelda and link relationship is one that will hold strong and true forever.

"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"

"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"

by lionelmessi4lyfe September 21, 2014

link's crossbow training

A game released for the Wii.

I will never play link's crossbow training.

by My_nam_SHAW262 January 21, 2021

Parasitic Link

Documents that have unwanted and un-needed links that make it tough to edit or save in the cloud. Almost a guarantee the finance team have meddled...

This excel sheet is full of parasitic links, I'm giving it the booster shoot and sending back for cleaning

by _gnt4breakfast September 1, 2025

Trapdoor Link

A hyper-link that is claimed to be something that it isn't.

Say someone posts a link, and that link, the word "kangaroos", but the link actually takes you to a site about penguins. It's just link being Rick Rolled, except in a link, and can be much worse.

Forum post

Haganashi93845whatever at 21:32:08
Take a look at these cute puppies (link in the word puppies takes you to 2 girs 1 cup flash video)

Next Forum Post

shimohiatu9847389whatever at 21:55:42
EEEEEEEEEEEW WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THAT!?!?!? ASS HOLE.

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IAMTECHNOVIKING at 23:23:23
Technoviking is please with your Trapdoor Link.

by Traumahawk DSO February 10, 2010

Link

King of the geek squadders

Link is the ultimate geek squadder he's always straight GEEKIN

by wetalleds March 11, 2024

fetus link

when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.

"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor

Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"

by Mark Tang June 12, 2008

Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips December 28, 2015