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hangover stretch

To stretch a lot of times do to the previous nights good get shitty.
Man I have stretched like 15 fucking times, i was wasted last night.
Dude i got the hangover stretches.
by C-MART October 1, 2005
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Awesome Vacation Hangover

The pain of returning to the reality of your real life after experiencing a vacation you wish was your real life.

Sufferers of Awesome Vacation Hangover will often feel anger or resentment within the first week post vacation and question the decisions they have made leading them to where they are and the things they do on a daily basis.

They may find themselves daydreaming of a different life, lingering nuggets of joy from memories of where they were or what they were doing on vacation.

Sufferers might even try to invent imaginary ways to make the vacation life they were living a reality. Only to find themselves more miserable than they were before they even left on vacation to begin with.
Awesome Vacation hangover is when a mother and father of 3 small children go on vacation without the kids. They visit Tokyo! They sleep in, eat amazingly fresh sushi, attend a Japanese Punk Rock concert, take naps in the middle of the day, and eat their fabulous meals at odd times.

The parents return to their regular lives. The father is working 80 hours a week at a meaningless job he hates. The mother is mopping pee off the bathroom floor, breaking up sibling rivalry, and cleaning up a sloppy diaper while slathering rash cream on her baby's sore bottom. The baby screams in pain, someone else throws a toy at Wife's head, and another child is crying because the computer isn't playing the RIGHT kind of train movie.

Both parents really enjoyed their time in Tokyo and struggled returning cheerfully to their real life.
by backwards attraction October 18, 2010
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Amusement park hangover

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.
Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.
by Jake Nesbit July 11, 2009
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Harry Potter Hangover

the deadish feeling you get the next day of school or work after seeing the midnight premier of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows
cody- dude I can't focus, I'm gonna fail the econ quiz.

josue- I know, I'm feeling that Harry Potter Hangover too
by Mr. Ody November 21, 2010
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Taco Bell Hangover

While not exclusively used just for Taco Bell products, a TBH can be described as the aftereffects of eating any type of food that will eventually cause you to shit pterodactyls for hours on end, in which case, there may or may not be blood present. A cure for TBH is curling up on the bathroom floor in the fetal position while simultaneously shitting lava against the toilet base until there's no more coming out. Unfortunately a side effect of TBH is performing this roughly 10 more times until you kill the tube of Preparation H.
Jerry had a Taco Bell Hangover at work last week. The customer bathroom is still boarded up.
by Bells of Taco May 5, 2018
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Grenade Hangover

A hangover that hits you later in the day, perhaps because you were still drunk when you woke up.
You @ 6am: Wow, I feel pretty good considering how much we drank last night.

You @ 10am: Oh god, I feel like shit now.

Me: Sounds like you got hit with a grenade hangover.
by LBC_Nic June 25, 2010
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super hangover

the result of over-eating, binge drinking, sleeping late and partying after Super Sunday.
Jesus: hey man, you look like shit dude, you should have called in sick ese. Rick: yeah why don't you fuck off Jesus. I got a Super hangover watching the game last night. did you watch it? how bout Ben Roethlisberger. guy's incredible. Jesus: who?
by Pimp in the Box February 2, 2009
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