bike dick

When you are riding so hard your dick rubs a Against your shammy to you cum

Peter Sagan: Man I really got bike dick on stage 6 of the tour. He said to mark cavendish who did I got bike dick because of Castille

by Big nasty 69 April 11, 2018

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Vauxhall bike lock

When a person lies down amd another person does a shit across their neck. Aka The Cincinnati Bow Tie.

‘Brian fell asleep at the party and woke up with a Vauxhall bike lock!’

‘Ha ha - unlucky man!’

by SketKween November 18, 2021

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Leant bike

When a truck is missing rear suspension components most of the times, no blocks, drop shackles, cut springs etc

Got dayom Peyton that trok leant bike

by forever sippin January 12, 2022

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Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 15, 2023

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Yikes on bikes Wanda

Originally “Yikes on bikes with Wanda Sykes!!” Used to show that you are surprised, shocked, or worried. When “yikes!” just doesn’t do it justice.

Jane: Did you see her lip injections? It looks like she got punched in the lip by Mike Tyson, look.
Person looking: Yikes on bikes Wanda 🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️

by Doodies May 03, 2023

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