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Swedish

A language spoken in Sweden. Many people think it’s a beautiful language and hard to learn. They use the letters ”åäö” as well
What is pewdiepie talking about?
It Swedish, you won’t understand
by Swedish people December 3, 2019
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Swedish meatball

The source of life, the source of food, the legendars dish that is Also served with potatoes.
*man 1* ya heard about Swedish meatballs?

*man 2* yeah it’s gooder den a bitch
by MrBitchiloid April 5, 2019
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Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
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Swedish Fish

The act of placing your pursed lips on another’s orifice, any orifice, and then surprise them by inserting your pointed tongue into their orifice.

The sensation feels like someone slipped a wet Swedish Fish into their mouth.
Have you ever given your friend a Swedish fish?

After I gave him/her a Swedish Fish she looked at me like a Swedish Fish.
by Drock420 December 17, 2021
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Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.
My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth
by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023
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Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020
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Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.
"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021
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