Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.

"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"

by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020

Reverse Swedish Helicopter

A legendary and extremely difficult sexual act. It is when a female balances on her shoulder blades propped straight up with her genitals perpendicular with the floor, and she supports the male with her feet. He is parallel with the ground but suspended in air by the female. The female will then proceed to spin the male (while inserted inside her) with her feet, constituting a Reverse Swedish Helicopter.

This works best with a strong female and a weak male.

"What is a reverse swedish helicopter?"

"Dude, its like a swedish helicopter, but reverse."

"That's like impossible."

"Naw I've seen it once. It was pretty epic."

by R $money$ February 4, 2009

dirty swedish butter

Butter smuggled from sweden to norway during the great butter shortage of 2011.

Give me some of that dirty swedish butter for my friggen sandwich!

by jonasbeaver December 25, 2011

The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021

The Giant Swedish Meatball

A god-like structure constructed by Swedish viking Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. This meatball is the epitome of happiness and world peace. If you feel any troubles, the giant meatball will whisk them away and pull you into a world of pure carefree, joyous reality where you can forget anything and relax. The Giant Meatball is a gift from the heavens from God himself. Nobody has accessed the inside in 69 years, and many legends have surface of what is in there.

Bro, we should go to Sweden to pray to The Giant Swedish Meatball!

Aw, fuck yeah dude!

by Garinanium July 19, 2019

sweet swedish cheeba

1. Incredible type of marijuana aquired only by those who have connections or mad dough

Ill take an ounce of that sweet swedish cheeba

by ABJ March 20, 2005

Reverse Swedish Rodeo

This is when a man is taking a swedish chick in the brown gate and decides that he will perform the swedish rodeo. However the swedish chick is already accustomed to the swedish rodeo. So when the guy says "I have AID's" she simply replies "It's ok, so do I" Then the swedish chick tries to see how long she can keep the guys dick in her anus.

Anna was wise to the swedish rodeo, so when claus tried it on, she flipped it into a reverse swedish rodeo.

by Lewis Taylor June 3, 2007