Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole

i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor

by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009

Sweaty fantaloon

The pet of an Indian slave who lives in bend basement

Sweaty fantaloon

Ben“Do you like your new pet”
Grushie “no”
*throws grushie in basement”

by SWEATYFANTALOOM January 1, 2021

Sweaty Shawarma

A big Arabs sweaty johnson.

Mohammed: Joseppi, you’re really sweaty. Do you have a sweaty shawmara?
Joseppi: Yes Habibi, I have a sweaty shawarma.

by Strudel Stroker May 21, 2024

Sweaty Madden Player

People who get zero pussy

Dude that sweaty madden player gets absolutely zero hoes.

by TheUrbanDictionaryGuyHandleWas March 30, 2022

Sweaty Randy

The act of pouring buckets of strangers' sweat on oneself whilst performing or recieving anal sex

It took Jessica and I a whole day of collecting other people sweat, but by the end of the day we had completed a sweaty randy.

by Ono man gin August 4, 2016

sweaty groundhog

When you’re sweaty as hell and are able to easily slide out a deuce the size of a small mammal.

Ryan dropped a sweaty groundhog and swore there was an animal in the bowl afterward.

by Sweaty pikachu July 8, 2023

Sweaty Bikini

An alcoholic shot comprised of 2/3 Bubble Gum Vodka and 1/3 Pickle Juice

I just bought a round of 'Sweaty Bikinis' at the stripper bar.

by Dirty 6th Street August 18, 2013