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Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.
"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024
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sweaties

a group of people coming together to unite in the fact you’re all ugly wet crust
ex: the sweaties are so cool
by sweaties.crust September 29, 2018
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sweaty phanuter

- slang for the Brian Nute
Hey sweaty phanuter, stop stealin our sandwiches
by BNute March 5, 2005
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Sweaty fantaloon

The pet of an Indian slave who lives in bend basement
Sweaty fantaloon

Ben“Do you like your new pet”
Grushie “no”
*throws grushie in basement
by SWEATYFANTALOOM January 1, 2021
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sweaty over school

When you’re too preoccupied by some bodacious online gaming to go to school.
“Yeah my man TC chose sweaty over school.”
by Supernutz March 5, 2018
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sweaty jay

n. A suave guy or move, to which all are attracted to on an intimate level. player

v. An unspeakably humid sexual act which results in the smell of ramen noodles.

n. An autonomous mobile male appendage designed to satisfy females
“He looked at her with one eyebrow raised, giving her his best sweaty jay.”

The room still hung heavy with the scent of Ramen, indicating that someone had gotten the Sweaty Jay.”

“Nancy was enjoying her new Sweaty Jay.”
by & Sons January 29, 2020
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Sweaty popcorn

1) When you have popcorn in your bed and a loose bit cuts you

2) sweet and salty together
‘Ugh sweaty popcorn

‘And will it be sweet or salty’

‘Sweaty please
by Anneboleynpan1522 September 9, 2020
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