An extremely gay furry with small genitalia. The super straight flag represents the fact that women shouldn’t mate with them, using the brightest and darkest colors.
by Idk_murderdrones October 27, 2023
Get the Super Straightmug. "Super-Straight" refers to a made up, reverse sexual orientation, in which the person states who they hate, instead of who they like.
"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.
A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.
"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.
A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.
Straight cisgender person: "Hey! HEY! I just want to let you know I won't date you because I'm 'super-straight', and I don't like trans people"
Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"
Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"
Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"
Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"
Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"
Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"
by Anonymous_Etymology January 22, 2024
Get the Super-Straightmug. by Anounymouscoder12345 April 3, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.
Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
by abnormaldude July 5, 2024
Get the Super Straightmug. A way for transphobic people to be even more transphobic; a “sexuality” for people who are straight but will not date a member of the opposite sex if they are trans. This does not mean that preferred genitalia comes into play. This just simply means that the person is transphobic. Even if all transitional things have been done and the trans person passes 1000% the mere fact that they are trans makes them excluded ands invalidated.
A: are you straight?
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
by Coffeetab March 11, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by personhi March 15, 2021
Get the super straightmug. by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021
Get the Super straightmug.