Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

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stoner run

Any time you order delivery or carry out or you go somewhere to eat between the hours of 11:30 and 4:15

Craig and I went to Taco Bell for a stoner run last night.

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My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.

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When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

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A program watched by people intoxicated by the lovely, Marijuana and find it funny!

"I watched Archer the other night, maaaaaaaate, it's such a stoner program!"

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holes in your clothes, that result from ashes from the cherry flying off the end of blunt, joint, spliff, etc.

i have stoner holes in my clothes, and aint got no weed

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A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.

"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"

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