Server Status

Status acheived when people utilize three-way to get more than three people on the phone.

It doesn't take long for me and my friends to reach server status.

by Yaweh September 16, 2005

pratt status

A phrase that some moron used to define a person. Thereby making it a filler phrase, when you are too stupid to say what you are thinking.

"That guy last night was on total Pratt status!"

by Heather Monroe January 19, 2008

status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 20, 2014

Johnny status

When a girl constantly updates her facebook or twitter status with love messages to her boyfriend.

<3<3 I love him so much! <3<3

"Go update your Johnny status!"

"She's probably on her blackberry Johnnying her status again."

by H8uh February 11, 2010

Cudi Status

Cudi Status (Pronounce Coodi or Cudi status) - It means That you have that smooth, chill, style.

Ah man you know I got that Cudi status.

Or MOM BITCH GET OFF MY NUTTS I GOT THAT COODI STATUS MUA FUCKA!

by Briant Willows August 20, 2012

Popcorn Status

A status on Facebook where 2 or more people are in a verbal fight. Usually pointless and too serious for the conflict, a popcorn status should be read with a bag of pop corn and set to automatically refresh as the fighters post new comments.

Girl 1: Bitch you don't know me.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.

Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.

Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.

by Popcornman420 November 9, 2011

Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.

1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status

by MikeSmith October 14, 2012