Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)

Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".

by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009

Grizz Status

The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.

Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.

by bear crazy December 11, 2012

Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.

6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.

by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009

status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 20, 2014

Popcorn Status

A status on Facebook where 2 or more people are in a verbal fight. Usually pointless and too serious for the conflict, a popcorn status should be read with a bag of pop corn and set to automatically refresh as the fighters post new comments.

Girl 1: Bitch you don't know me.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.

Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.

Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.

by Popcornman420 November 9, 2011

Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.

Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."

by yaknowwww January 9, 2011

Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.

1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status

by MikeSmith October 14, 2012