Squat

Get out of my face or leave me alone

Brad: “ahaha you got curved”
Joey: “fucking squat before you catch these hands”

by ShitIDontKnow January 23, 2018

white boy squat

Signature white guy dance move. Typically used when dancing with a member of the opposite sex. As the partner moves close to a guy on the dancefloor he will tend to squat very low, with his groin somewhere in the region of her mid-thigh to kneecaps, and grind in her direction. It is appears to be highly uncomfortable and inefficient.

I tried to twerk this rump on his junk but he was "white boy squatting" and I wasn't trying to get that low in these heels. Way too much stress on the thighs.

by DoraWi August 11, 2017

Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.

*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.

by AlphaRebellion June 6, 2013

Nut Squat

Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.

Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek

My preworkout exercise consists of 20 nut squats in the locker room.

by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016

Carolina Squat

A profane act that happens to senatorial page boys in Lindsey Graham's hotel room.

Lindsey Graham looks extra happy today. Someone must've given him the Carolina squat.

by Entitled_Karennnn October 3, 2022

squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017

squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.

"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".

by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017