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Tennessee Squat

When you eat something really spicy and then go back to your hotel in tennessee and have an awful shit, stinking the entire room.
He tried the work's hottest gummy bear and had to have the Tennessee Squat.
by cacaferrocarril April 20, 2023
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Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
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squat

Makes your ass huge and turns on mr blake
by jameskoomey February 28, 2017
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Doodle-squat

Doodle-squat is a term for aimlessly drawing or scribbling, often done during boring meetings or classes. It's like turning a piece of paper into a canvas for your wandering mind, producing whimsical or nonsensical sketches.
Usage Example 1: "While the professor droned on about quantum physics, Maria found herself in the world of doodle-squat, creating a menagerie of fantastical creatures."

Usage Example 2: "The corporate meeting was so tedious that the entire team resorted to doodle-squat to pass the time."
by dgassadf October 13, 2023
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squat cobbler

aka

Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.

A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".
A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?
by pondababa September 2, 2016
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dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023
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Squat cobbler

Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.

Not a porn.

May require a costume and/or crying.

Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.
by Metroslo August 29, 2016
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