Sphincter Check

When something makes your anus clinch up because it is discomforting.

Seeing broken bones gives me a sphincter check.

by Tropical Glyph November 13, 2017

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sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

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A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.

Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.

by QuacksO July 3, 2018

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Sphincles

The mix between a Spinchter and the delicious topping of sprinkles.
Served on Ice Cream, Cereal, Dinner, Lunch.

Vendor: Hey would you like any toppings on your ice cream
Customer: Sure! Do you have any sphincles?
Vendor: Of Course!
Customer: Great ill have the chocolate ones.

by -Urban=Creator- May 7, 2018

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sphie

Sphie is a dog who is also ur sister

Sphie is sphie

by MasRout May 8, 2018

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sphvenn

Sphvenn is a socially awkward person. She is usually named Kate . She loves cows and teaching yoga and hates blob fish’s. for hobbies she likes to pick Daisy’s and stare at cows. She weird and funny in a good way!

Cows-I love sphvenn

Sphvenn- I love u too

by Sphvenn May 9, 2018

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