average speed

something that is true

"average speed that's true you know r r r"

by heh January 8, 2005

Speed Waddle

It applies to pregnant women who can walk perfectly normally at a comfortably slow pace ... but once her steps quicken, a definite waddle emerges.

Susan is 23 weeks pregnant, and she got quite a speed waddle up while rushing around today, she was the laughing stock of the office.

by RealMama April 16, 2011

shutter speed

Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)

John's ass has a low shutter speed leading to frequent sharts.

by Fullbird1970 May 2, 2014

Speed Dream

A Speed Dream , or the act of Speed Dreaming, is when a compilation of a bunch of different dreams and antics are so randomized and fast-changing that the brain doesn’t take to realize what’s going on, which is why the plot of the dream, if not the dream as a whole, can’t be remembered or able to be explained.

Friend: Man, I slept after I took that molly and my dreams were terrible. How about you?
Me: I wouldn’t remember man, I was speed dreaming.

by TheOriginalAZ January 4, 2019

Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Speed Check

When a driver is trying to merge into the next lane, while the driver behind notices your indicator when you're trying to move in. The other driver aggressively accelerates to block the driver from merging in the first place. Also known as an aggressive driver move to scare the merging driver or denying entry.

This jerk speed checked me just as I was moving into the next lane.

by A Dash Cammer March 26, 2020

Speed Bomb

A speed bomb is a shot of Tito’s and a splash of 5 hour energy extra strength blue raspberry. If you add grape it’s called a “Suicide Slider” tastes great barely taste the alcohol

Dude pour me a Suicide slider and a Speed Bomb
You got it dude, you’re not going to sleep for a while....

by Gage Speed December 31, 2020