slop tard

someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.

Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.

by lalalaman1111111932028 September 23, 2012

slobspeak

when someone doesn't care for his speech, or speaks in a lazy way, when he/she is mumbling

When Cockneys are talking, you can say it is slobspeak.

by LisiPisi December 31, 2013

Slop the Mop

When a female with a unshaven vagina masturbates,

see the male equivalent "Slopping the Flop"

"What will you do when you get back?"
"I will Slop the Mop as soon as I get in"
"EW"

by Tiernada January 15, 2014

Slopcock

noun: a penis that has recently been given a blowjob, or involved in penetration.

I met this girl in the bookstore, took her home, and ended up with a slopcock. She was amazing.

by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

slipstick

When your hand slips while putting on lipstick and you get it all around your mouth

DAMN GIRL!! you got a bit of slipstick going on!

by Concerned Bystander September 8, 2014

Slop Dick

When a man fucks someone (male or female) anally and his dick has shit remnants on it. This may resemble pig food AKA slop.
This could result in "Pig Dicking"- the act of sucking a slop dick.

Man, Bailey doesn't know how to clean up. I was fucking her in the ass last night and she gave me Slop Dick

by StrickyDicky March 31, 2015

slop boi

Although there is only one of these in the world, it is like nothing whatever have ever seen before. With pudgy cheeks and a horrific odor, this creature roams around his hometown with his best friend. Going to movies together is their favorite activity. A slop boi thinks he is cool but his so-called "friends" use him for his gigantic phone. His upper lip repels any femal creature and when he jumps into the water, he slops. If you see this creature, please call 1(800)SLOP-BOI

Guess who I drove home last night?
Slop Boi

by OnTheHunt April 13, 2015