Skip to main content

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
mugGet the it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood mug.

super size it

to pack an extremely large bowl of marijuana (weed, ganja, pot, grass etc.)
guy #1) bro i got an ounce of some good shit

guy #2) lets go smoke a bowl

guy #1) lets super size it

guy #2) yeah!
by TP koslip March 13, 2010
mugGet the super size it mug.

subway size

Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches
by Caraphenilia May 28, 2016
mugGet the subway size mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email