sitiday

when australian people try to say saturday.

what day is it

"sitiday"

by LRIUGRYRGRY September 22, 2017

Sittin on Steam

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.

by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017

siti nurmaizan

A name full of uniqueness. Rarely people in the world use this name but that's the meaning of the meaning (Main Light). A polite, gentle and kind person. She is also a good friend. Faithful to couples but often abandoned. People are always looking for her to tell the problem and she is faithful to hearing. She is always with her family. She is also a beautiful girl, many men are attracted to her.

Friend: You're in love, siti nurmaizan

by Syakila_amanda December 29, 2017

siti nurul asyiqin

Siti N. Asyiqin is damnnnn fine bruh. Ass for days. A snack.

Him: Wifey, Siti Nurul Asyiqin

by nutaella_ January 4, 2018

Sistine Chapel

The act of double finger blasting a girl with your close friend. His finger is in her buttand yours is in the vagina and you can feel the tips of your fingers touching through her

Coleman and I are about to Sistine Chapel this girl.

by BroncoBilly November 11, 2017

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Sittin Nugget

A name to call a person who is lazy and refuses to get up

Bill is such a sittin nugget

by tyctyrhvtyuhtyu May 3, 2018