by Anna set me on fire June 21, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now
by @m.com November 29, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...
Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by Fart&poop125 March 15, 2024
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is a god. Shrek is love shrek is life. Shrek is a cartoon character, a green ogre with big ears. To some he is JUST a cartoon character, but to others he is an amazing god and he is a whole religion also a sexuality called #shreksexual" and he is called a god because of the meme community
by Chicken_Noodle_Soup_YEET October 24, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS May 22, 2020
Get the Shrekmug.